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This was actually written for my family-friendly pregnancy blog, but since blogger is down, I am posting here instead. (it's mainly an apology to my dad)

Horrible, horrible things I did because I was sick:

1. Wiped my nose on the hem of my shirt and then continued to wear the shirt (approx 3 million times) (I did stop doing this once K came back from his trip; some things are so revolting you can only do them when alone)

2. Forgot my father’s birthday (one time) (it was Saturday the 11th)

3. Failed to shower (two times) (Thursday, Sunday)

4. Used toilet without flushing (approx 7 million times) (I was drinking lots of fluids)

5. Broke beloved and/or hard-to-replace items (two times) (lid to teapot, trivet from Turkey)

6. Left unsavory little piles of dirty tissues around the house (approx 4 million piles)

7. Ignored ringing telephone because walking downstairs just seemed way too hard. (2 times)

8. Dropped things and left them on floor to avoid bending over and consequent sinus pressure (approx 20 times)

9. Forgot to feed dog (2 times)

10. Snuffled loudly instead of blowing nose, because nostrils were sore from tissues (approx 30 million times)

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